- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

So a seal walks into a club.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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