Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Tucker Rivera

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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