Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

HELLO EVERYONE

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

being sober in a bar fight

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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