What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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