- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses are flowers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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