What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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AIDS

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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