Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Your mom.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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