- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

su algato es en fuego

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What? Huh?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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