- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

it was all Tagart

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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