- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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