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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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