the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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