- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

your mum

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Justin Bieber.

No your aunties a joke

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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