- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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