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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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