- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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