A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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