- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Dead girls can't say no.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Justin Bieber.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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