You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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