Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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