- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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