- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A Chinese man fails a math test

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Tall asians

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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