Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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