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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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