What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Black people in Camden NJ.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ready for something funny? nothing

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Go away still nothing to see

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Smeg...

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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