Beka has AIDS

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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