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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Women's rights

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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