- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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