- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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