- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What is 9+10? 19

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Anti Joke

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