Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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