- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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