Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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