Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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