mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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wsde

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Okay.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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