There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Im gay What about you

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's up? Your time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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