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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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