Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Im gay What about you

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's up? Your time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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