- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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