- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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