- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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