- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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