What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Gus's mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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