- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

You're so sweet I have diabetes

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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