- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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