- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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