- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Women's rights.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

where's mom I killed her

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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