- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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