- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

whats 2+2? 4

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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