What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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