- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

White NBA players.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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