- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A dancer walks into a barre

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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