- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Gus's mom

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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