- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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