whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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