- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

it was all Tagart

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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