- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Diarrhea

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

God is real.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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