Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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