How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Want to hear a Joke? No.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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