a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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