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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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