Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

civil rights

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

your face

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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