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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

white or wheat? wheat please.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

women's rights.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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