- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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