- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Female rights.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

The duck didn't cross the road.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

The diamond one below is hilarious.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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