- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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