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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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