Joesph Triphook.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Obama

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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