- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Badabing.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

knock knock... ...no answer

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

John lazzaro likes dick

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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