- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock? come in

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