Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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