- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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