- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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