- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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