What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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This is not a joke.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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