- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Women's Rights..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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