Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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