A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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