Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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