2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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