- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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