What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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