Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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