- Anti Joke

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

+11

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

+11

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

+11

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

+11

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney