Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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