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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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