- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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