- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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