Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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