- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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