- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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