- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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