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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Where's my tractor?

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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