I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

cancer

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

9/11

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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