What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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