- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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