- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

i'm hard

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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