A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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