- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Faithful men.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Urban ghettos

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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