- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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