- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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