a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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angelo snyder is not ga

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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