- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Dwarf Shortage

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

womens rights

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