- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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