- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

I'm so punny.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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