- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Women's professional sports

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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