- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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