- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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