A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A guy walks into a bar

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Poker? I barely even know her.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Tucker Rivera

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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