Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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