How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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