- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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