- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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