Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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