- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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