- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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