Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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You are joking right?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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