- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

A storm be brewin!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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