- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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