What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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