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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A Fat Kenyan

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Immigration Laws

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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