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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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