- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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