A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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