whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Neil is a reterd.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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