What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

I think everybody should have a penis.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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