- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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