Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I have cancer. And you're next.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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