- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Immigration Laws

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A Fat Kenyan

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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