A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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