I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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