Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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