- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is your name? My name is Jeff

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

pobody's nerfect

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Man U

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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