Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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