How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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