- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

yolo your orange looks orange

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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