Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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