Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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AIDS

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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