- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Jeff

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

the redsox

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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