whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Good job, son.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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